me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

trelyon:

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card

sofapizza:

mission accomplished

hreny:

steal his look: back at it again at krispy kreme guy
gucci hooded sweatshirt ($1,058.02)
paul smith jeans elbow contrast knit sweater ($265.27)
msgm tailored wool sweatpants ($449.55)
giuseppe zanotti design zipped hi top sneaker ($665.50)
krispy kreme paper hat ($2.99)

hreny:

steal his look: back at it again at krispy kreme guy

gucci hooded sweatshirt ($1,058.02)

paul smith jeans elbow contrast knit sweater ($265.27)

msgm tailored wool sweatpants ($449.55)

giuseppe zanotti design zipped hi top sneaker ($665.50)

krispy kreme paper hat ($2.99)

jaclcfrost:

being called by just your last name

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yung-nyabieyy:

asvpfentz:

LMFAOOOO

Deadasssssss

yung-nyabieyy:

asvpfentz:

LMFAOOOO

Deadasssssss

atraversso:

Havasu Falls in Havasupai Valley  by Milan Petrik
sublim-ature:

Valencia, SpainTino Rovira

sublim-ature:

Valencia, Spain
Tino Rovira

feeltheillinoise-:

EVERY FCUKING TIEM I CAN’T HANDLE THIS JOKE