don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch
VIRUS GOING AROUND!!!!! SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS!!!!!
if you are on my blog and there’s a button that says “unfollow” in the upper-right corner, DO NOT CLICK IT! it will bring you to a FBI site that will trap your browser and even can access your webcam! it’s very serious and it’s important you do not click it
6-word story #8(via suchvodka)
honestly what the hell
We all have that one awkward couple at school
This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.
accept death. befriend death. take death out for dinner. marry death. marry a death who reads
DON’T TOUCH ME I’M STERILE
"You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock."
what if people got a new name every birthday
what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh
"I had my first kiss when I was Greg"
this wasn’t supposed to get notes
*at the bar* me: hey cutie wanna head back to my place?
me: okay but love is a shout in the void and oblivion is inevitable
her: damn really? K lets go