condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

inspiring:

VIRUS GOING AROUND!!!!! SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS!!!!!

if you are on my blog and there’s a button that says “unfollow” in the upper-right corner, DO NOT CLICK IT! it will bring you to a FBI site that will trap your browser and even can access your webcam! it’s very serious and it’s important you do not click it

Alcohol tasted better than you, anyway.
6-word story #8
(via suchvodka)

jrdyn:

honestly what the hell

evallannn:

Surprise motherfucker

evallannn:

Surprise motherfucker

vinebox:

We all have that one awkward couple at school

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

peachxpit:

accept death. befriend death. take death out for dinner. marry death. marry a death who reads

westernkanye:

DON’T TOUCH ME I’M STERILE

westernkanye:

DON’T TOUCH ME I’M STERILE

samcannon:

"You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock." 

samcannon:

"You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock." 

ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

what if people got a new name every birthday

what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh

"I had my first kiss when I was Greg"

this wasn’t supposed to get notes

fstw:

*at the bar* me: hey cutie wanna head back to my place?

her: Nah

me: okay but love is a shout in the void and oblivion is inevitable

her: damn really? K lets go

so-personal:

everything personal♡

so-personal:

everything personal♡

horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell